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Witch Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black
Witch Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black

#97: Witch Unisex Tank Top black Extra Small

$27.99

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Fly, my pretties! Fly! Witches of the world unite! This amazing, colorful, fun design from Taleas shows all the amazing (ugly) beauty of witches. Wear this design during Halloween - or really any time of the year.

Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.

  • This isn’t just any old tank top. Crafted with only the best materials and 100% cotton, this can be the centerpiece to any outfit
  • Sideseamed to prevent the usual degradation and tearing that comes with most tanks
  • Made in a unisex fashion that’s appropriate for all genders
  • Comes in multiple sizes and colors, meaning it will fit most body types with plenty of style, personality, and pizzaz
  • Not all witches are scary and haunting. In fact, some are quite cute. Our Taleas witch is definitely more the latter than the former. Bright, colorful, unique, and truly different, there really isn’t anything like this custom-made ghoul.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #97: Free Range Children.
Two witches standing around a cauldron. There is a cage in the background containing two children. One witch says to the other, "Oh sorry, but I only eat free-range children."

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The Story Behind #97: Free Range Children

The phrase “witch hunt” isn’t nearly as frightening as it once was. Seriously, witch hunts are no joke. From 1450 to 1750, it is estimated that there were 35,000 to 100,000 executions all over the world because of witch accusations. Of course Americans are familiar with the Salem Witch Trials but there are many more instances of witch convictions, ranging from locations like Africa to Italy to Nepal.

There was a time when witches were blamed for everything. Bad crop season? Well, that was obviously caused by a witch. Plague? Sounds like a witch to me. Bad weather? Witch, duh. You have to remember that in Early Modern Europe and Colonial America, there were a whole slew of nasty problems nagging people. And, wouldn’t you know it, every problem could be blamed on a witch. Scores and scores of innocent people were killed because of a lack of knowledge and an excess of superstition.

Witches gradually made the transformation from something fearsome and unknown to something fun and kooky (thanks a lot, Hocus Pocus) but the fact remains that the era of witch hunts was a scary and dangerous time for many. Luckily things have gotten much safer for Sabrina, Glinda and the rest of the coven.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my cool new witch unisex tank top?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The witch unisex tank top ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.