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The New Guy Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black
The New Guy Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black

#124: The New Guy Unisex Tank Top black Extra Small

$27.99

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This cute little butternut squash might not make a great jack-o-lantern but, hey, at least he's trying! The New Guy design is a great Taleas original that is cute, festive, and fun. It will definitely put a smile on the face of anyone who sees it. That's good news, even if the smile isn't as bright as The New Guy's.

Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.

  • This isn’t just any old tank top. Crafted with only the best materials and 100% cotton, this can be the centerpiece to any outfit
  • Sideseamed to prevent the usual degradation and tearing that comes with most tanks
  • Made in a unisex fashion that’s appropriate for all genders
  • Comes in multiple sizes and colors, meaning it will fit most body types with plenty of style, personality, and pizzaz
  • You can’t be too hard on the New Guy, he’s trying his best! He might not look like a typical jack-o-lantern but you have to applaud his commitment and dedication. Here’s a Taleas design that’s wonderful for Fall and Halloween.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #124: The New Guy.
A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.

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The Story Behind #124: The New Guy

Illustrated by EEK.

Halloween is, by far, my favorite holiday. It has so many elements that stimulate my 'lil brain: a long, twisted history that involves Irish folktales, Celtic festivals, The Roman Catholic Church co-opting holidays, and the paranormal!

Interestingly, the Irish tale ends with Stingy Jack carrying a lantern carved from a turnip, wandering the lovely Irish countryside for the rest of eternity. In Ireland and Scotland, people made their own version of Jack’s lantern by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing the lanterns near doors to scare away good ol' Jack. I'm not totally sure why they wouldn't want him around, he seems like he'd be a hoot at parties. As the Irish and Scottish migrated to the United States, they quickly found that pumpkins, a fruit native to the Americas, make perfect jack-o’-lanterns. 🎃


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⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new the new guy unisex tank top?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The the new guy unisex tank top ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

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