This cute little butternut squash might not make a great jack-o-lantern but, hey, at least he's trying! The New Guy design is a great Taleas original that is cute, festive, and fun. It will definitely put a smile on the face of anyone who sees it. That's good news, even if the smile isn't as bright as The New Guy's.
Made by Next Level, this comfy and cozy Santa Cruz hoodie is crafted with a 100% cotton face and a nice mixture of both cotton and premium polyester. With durable and natural drawcords and an ample front pocket, you'll be feeling good and looking good while wearing this.
Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.
Illustrated by EEK.
Halloween is, by far, my favorite holiday. It has so many elements that stimulate my 'lil brain: a long, twisted history that involves Irish folktales, Celtic festivals, The Roman Catholic Church co-opting holidays, and the paranormal!
Interestingly, the Irish tale ends with Stingy Jack carrying a lantern carved from a turnip, wandering the lovely Irish countryside for the rest of eternity. In Ireland and Scotland, people made their own version of Jack’s lantern by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing the lanterns near doors to scare away good ol' Jack. I'm not totally sure why they wouldn't want him around, he seems like he'd be a hoot at parties. As the Irish and Scottish migrated to the United States, they quickly found that pumpkins, a fruit native to the Americas, make perfect jack-o’-lanterns. 🎃
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.
The the new guy unisex pullover hoodie ships from Austin, TX.
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