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The New Guy Unisex Pullover Hoodie Double Extra Large black
The New Guy Unisex Pullover Hoodie Double Extra Large black
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#124: The New Guy Unisex Pullover Hoodie black Double Extra Large

$31.99

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This cute little butternut squash might not make a great jack-o-lantern but, hey, at least he's trying! The New Guy design is a great Taleas original that is cute, festive, and fun. It will definitely put a smile on the face of anyone who sees it. That's good news, even if the smile isn't as bright as The New Guy's.

Made by Next Level, this comfy and cozy Santa Cruz hoodie is crafted with a 100% cotton face and a nice mixture of both cotton and premium polyester. With durable and natural drawcords and an ample front pocket, you'll be feeling good and looking good while wearing this.

  • Comes with a enduring front pouch pocket, perfect for carrying an expensive smartphone, valuable wallet or any vital accessory
  • A strong mix of cotton and polyester, with a 100% cotton face
  • Comes with a tearaway label because itchy jackets suck
  • Natural-colored and strong drawcords to help fight the elements
  • You can’t be too hard on the New Guy, he’s trying his best! He might not look like a typical jack-o-lantern but you have to applaud his commitment and dedication. Here’s a Taleas design that’s wonderful for Fall and Halloween.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #124: The New Guy.
A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.

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The Story Behind #124: The New Guy

Illustrated by EEK.

Halloween is, by far, my favorite holiday. It has so many elements that stimulate my 'lil brain: a long, twisted history that involves Irish folktales, Celtic festivals, The Roman Catholic Church co-opting holidays, and the paranormal!

Interestingly, the Irish tale ends with Stingy Jack carrying a lantern carved from a turnip, wandering the lovely Irish countryside for the rest of eternity. In Ireland and Scotland, people made their own version of Jack’s lantern by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing the lanterns near doors to scare away good ol' Jack. I'm not totally sure why they wouldn't want him around, he seems like he'd be a hoot at parties. As the Irish and Scottish migrated to the United States, they quickly found that pumpkins, a fruit native to the Americas, make perfect jack-o’-lanterns. 🎃


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my shiny new the new guy unisex pullover hoodie?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much will it cost to ship my order?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The the new guy unisex pullover hoodie ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Definitely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed apparel. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue fixed up.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Message me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.