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Big Race Postcard 4x6 White
Big Race Postcard 4x6 White
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#16: Big Race Postcard White 4x6

$1.54

4x6

Postcards are the perfect way to send friends and family a note to let them know that you're thinkin' about them!

  • Printed on high-quality matte white card stock 📜
  • Approximately 4" by 6" 📏
  • Perfect to put a smile on someone's face 😁
  • More personal than email 📧
  • Way cheaper than flying 🛫
Based on Comic #16: Big Race.
How I was born before my brother: two sperm are chatting with one telling the other that they're going to race to the egg and back and the first one back wins.

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The Story Behind #16: Big Race

Do you ever think about the wild, random lottery you won to be born? Your entire existence all started with a couple of tiny little cells. Well, really it all started with two people deciding they wanted to spend the night together thanks to love, lust,too much alcohol, or a really awkward dare. But then your conception became a big game of chance. From millions and millions of eager sperm came just the right match. Then, once sperm and egg met, a nine-month journey began where literally anything could go wrong. But it all worked out, the dominoes fell in the right way and — boom — you arrived, a screaming bundle of joy.

Although procreation is a natural process that has happened for eons, it’s still crazy to think that everything lined up the right way to create...you. A seemingly endless list of boxes to check off, one after another, all so you could arrive healthy and fully-formed and able to read this cute little comic telling you how lucky you are.


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⏱ How long will it take to ship my sweet new big race postcard?

My postcards typically ship within one business day. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

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📦 Where does taleas ship postcards from?

The big race postcard ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

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