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Snowmansies Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black
Snowmansies Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black

#133: Snowmansies Unisex Tank Top black Extra Small

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This snowmansies design from Taleas is downright festive! But the good news is that it's so well-made and cleverly designed that you can wear it all year-round, even when the snow isn't falling. There really is nothing like snowmen and there is also nothing like this Taleas Snowmansies illustration.

Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.

  • This isn’t just any old tank top. Crafted with only the best materials and 100% cotton, this can be the centerpiece to any outfit
  • Sideseamed to prevent the usual degradation and tearing that comes with most tanks
  • Made in a unisex fashion that’s appropriate for all genders
  • Comes in multiple sizes and colors, meaning it will fit most body types with plenty of style, personality, and pizzaz
  • Sure, they only show up during Winter but there is never a bad time to celebrate these super cool (get it?) friends. With the Taleas Snowmansies design on your clothing, you will show your support not only of our comic but also the most wonderful time of the year.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #133: Snow Cone.
A snowman looks excitedly about to take a bite out of a snow cone, to which another exclaims, "Oh my gawd! Stop!"

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The Story Behind #133: Snow Cone

If you’re one of those lucky enough to live through an intense winter, you’re quite familiar with the joys of building a snowman.

Much like the song Frosty the Snowman, there really is something magical about crafting your very own spherical, bulky companion out of snow. Rolling up his base, his midsection, his head - it’s tough work but instantly rewarding. Then you get to throw on a top hat or baseball cap and find something to create his eyes and nose. Oh, and don’t forget the scarf! Before you know it, your wonderful creation is gracing the front lawn for all to see. What a joyful sight!

I will admit that the idea of creating a snowman is only a little haunting. Perhaps it’s because it bears a striking resemblance to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. The idea of creating life is a common theme seen in a lot of fiction. There is something creepy, unsettling and all-too-familiar about it. What makes people so drawn to the idea of making living creatures in their own images? Is it the God-like power? The inkling to craft something that looks like you? Is it the appeal of bringing an innocent creation into the world and looking after it like a doting parent? I am not sure why we see this idea pop up again and again but it rarely ends well. I don’t have to remind you that Frankenstein has a rather rough conclusion for the monster.

Am I saying that kids making snowmen is akin to an unholy act of horrific science gone wrong? No, no I am not. But you have to admit that the next time you see a group of young children cobbling a snowman together, you’ll wonder if any of them will grow up to be a mad scientist.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new snowmansies unisex tank top?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The snowmansies unisex tank top ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.