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Snail Infant Tee 12M black
Snail Infant Tee
Snail Infant Tee 12M black

#36: Snail Infant Tee black 12M

$19.99

Slow and steady wins the race, right? That's what this cute little Taleas snail says. And now you can carry that can-do spirit with you everywhere you go thanks to this Snail illustration. You can do it...even if you don't do it quickly!

100% cotton and soft, plush polyester are what makes this amazing Infant Fine Jersey Tee. Your little guy or gal will look downright adorable and feel downright amazing in this masterclass of comfort. It's made with the best materials and, thankfully, an easy-tear label that you can simply rip off so your child won't get scratched up. Comfortable and fashionable!

  • Crafted with thick (but not too thick!) combed ringspun cotton
  • The topstiched ribbed collar means it will sit softly and comfortably on the neck of any child
  • The double-needle sleeves and bottom hem means that even the roughest, toughest kid won’t tear this shirt upSnails might be slow but they sure do try hard. Celebrate the strength of the snail with this cute little gastropod straight from the brilliant minds of Taleas.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my fancy new snail infant tee?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much will it cost to ship my order?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tees from?

The snail infant tee ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed apparel. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue fixed up.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.