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Running Bird Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Running Bird Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#49: Running Bird Newsprint Newsprint Regular

$0.33

  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
Based on Comic #49: Running Bird.
A bird tries to run across the road to beat an oncoming truck. "Why do birds do this?"

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The Story Behind #49: Running Bird

Of all the animals on Earth, it seems that we share the most time and space with birds. They’re everywhere and we mingle with them more than pretty much any other species - especially here in Central Texas.

Yet for all the experience we have with birds, we know very little about them. We don’t know why they think the way they do. We don’t know why they act the way they act. Their choices and actions seem bizarre and confusing, almost hostile at times. And, honestly, they make some dumb decisions too. For all the smart things they do (did you know crows can create tools and remember faces?) they do even more stupid ones. It’s a shame too because they have a skill that all humans longs for, and one of my favorite things in the world: the ability to fly. Sometimes it feels that such a wonderful gift is wasted on such bird-brained creatures. Then again, they probably look down at us and ask why we do the things we do. Touché, birds.


Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my sweet new running bird newsprint?

My newsprint typically ship within one business day. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship newsprint from?

The running bird newsprint ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Absolutely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Hit me up at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.