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Never Thought Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Never Thought Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#30: Never Thought Newsprint Newsprint Regular


  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
A stick figure sitting in a recliner reading newspaper advertisements exclaims, "What's this? Coupons for Rogaine, Bengay and Poligrip! ...oh, happy day!" "I've always dreaded this day."

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The Story Behind #30: Never Thought

It’s true what they say: one day you’re young and the next day you’re old. When you’re a teen or in your twenties, you feel unstoppable and unbreakable. Then the years start to catch up on you and, before you know it, you’re stiffer than a board and creaking like an old wooden door. Your body starts to change and slow, you get some new hair you didn’t expect and lose some hair you loved - no took for granted, and you have to play your favorite songs, and the television, a few notches louder. Aging can be scary but it can also be rewarding too. You find a rhythm and stability that you didn’t have in your younger years. Yet, there are still moments of sheer terror, like when you get your first grey hair or your doctor asks for you to schedule a colonoscopy. Why does being 20 feel like a million years ago?

A large part of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.

Frequently Asked Questions

How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Definitely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue fixed up.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Message me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.