The 1980s 📟 are back with a vengeance, and what better way to celebrate than with scrunchies! WOO! 🎉
Please allow 4 - 6 business days for shipment.
What’s the biggest complaint that people have about scrunchies? That most of them don’t have a picture of a cow speaking Greek on them, of course. Well, problem solved! Our Taleas Mu Cow Scrunchie is a trendy fashion accessory with a cutie of a cow on it. Bright color, adorable cow - what’s not to love? Grab one of these unique scrunchies for you or anyone who wants to be hip, smart and funny.
I've finally reached an age where fashion trends that I remember from my youth are back! I present to you a staple from the late 1980s and early 1990s hair accessory collection: the scrunchie! These scrunchies are sewn with some extra fabric to help make them super scrunchie and fluffy. The 7-inch band allows for three turns in thin hair (I'm bald, so it doesn't quite work on me) and two turns in thicker hair (my wife has super thick hair and she says it works great). The band is also tight enough to be worn on your wrist, because that also seems to be a modern scrunchie fashion statement.
Math. Everyone loves math! Right? Y’all? Anyone. Ha! Ok, I admit, I’m in the minority when it comes to math being a favorite subject. For me, math has enabled me to express things that I couldn’t really grasp otherwise. Are we there yet? Math. Is my house worth the cost? Math. What are some popular blues chord progressions? Math. What are the chances of...math!
Don’t get me wrong, math is definitely not the solution to all things. Psychology and general human relationships definitely fall into the “humans individually don’t follow mathematical patterns” bucket. Even as someone who is very structured and analytical, I find myself making decisions based on non-quantifiable things like fear, desire, and hope.
As much as I love math, it has its place. I feel like if you completely avoid math you’re missing out on a fantastic way to get a handle on the universe around us; however, if you let it rule everything you believe you’re missing out on having a very unpredictable and exciting human experience. QED.
It usually takes about 4 - 6 business days to make, pack and ship accessories. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.
The mu cow scrunchie ships from Austin, Texas.
Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed apparel. If the product arrives busted please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue fixed up.
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