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Happened So Fast Unisex Zip Hoodie Small black
Happened So Fast Unisex Zip Hoodie Small black

#36: Happened So Fast Unisex Zip Hoodie black Small

$35.99

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Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.

This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.

  • Expertly made from 80% strong cotton, which will last a long time and won’t fall apart after a single season
  • This hoodie comes in multiple sizes from extra small to double XL, suitable for people of all shapes and sizes and builds
  • Created with long-lasting comfort and supreme breathability, making it perfect for any weather
  • One of our most popular comic strips, captured in brilliant detail and color and destined to become a favorite part of your closet. Yes, it’s very funny and clever but it also just looks darn good too.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new happened so fast unisex zip hoodie?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The happened so fast unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

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