Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.
Everyone loves a short sleeve crew shirt and they don't come much better than this one from Next Level. Coming in a variety of sizes, this shirt is created with cotton and a bit of polyester and is created with smooth hemmed sleeves and a side seamed for comfort. Plus the tear away label ensures that you'll be feeling nothing but comfort.
Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.
If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.
While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.
It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
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