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Happened So Fast Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black
Happened So Fast Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black

#36: Happened So Fast Unisex Tank Top black Extra Small

$27.99

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Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.

Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.

  • This isn’t just any old tank top. Crafted with only the best materials and 100% cotton, this can be the centerpiece to any outfit
  • Sideseamed to prevent the usual degradation and tearing that comes with most tanks
  • Made in a unisex fashion that’s appropriate for all genders
  • Comes in multiple sizes and colors, meaning it will fit most body types with plenty of style, personality, and pizzaz
  • One of our most popular comic strips, captured in brilliant detail and color and destined to become a favorite part of your closet. Yes, it’s very funny and clever but it also just looks darn good too.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new happened so fast unisex tank top?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The happened so fast unisex tank top ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

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