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Happened So Fast Unisex Pullover Hoodie Extra Large heavy-metal
Happened So Fast Unisex Pullover Hoodie Extra Large heavy-metal
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#36: Happened So Fast Unisex Pullover Hoodie heavy-metal Extra Large

$31.99

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Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.

Made by Next Level, this comfy and cozy Santa Cruz hoodie is crafted with a 100% cotton face and a nice mixture of both cotton and premium polyester. With durable and natural drawcords and an ample front pocket, you'll be feeling good and looking good while wearing this.

  • Comes with a enduring front pouch pocket, perfect for carrying an expensive smartphone, valuable wallet or any vital accessory
  • A strong mix of cotton and polyester, with a 100% cotton face
  • Comes with a tearaway label because itchy jackets suck
  • Natural-colored and strong drawcords to help fight the elements
  • One of our most popular comic strips, captured in brilliant detail and color and destined to become a favorite part of your closet. Yes, it’s very funny and clever but it also just looks darn good too.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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⏱ How long will it take to ship my rad new happened so fast unisex pullover hoodie?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The happened so fast unisex pullover hoodie ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

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