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Happened So Fast Onesie 12M black
Happened So Fast Onesie 12M black

#36: Happened So Fast Onesie black 12M

$23.99

Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.

From birth to 24 months, this Rabbit Skins Infant Baby Rib Bodysuit is the epitome of pure comfort for your little fashion model. It's made with combed ringspun cotton and polyester and is made with strong bindings on the neck, shoulders, sleeve, and leg openings. With flatlock stitched seams and fabric that is always soft to the touch no matter how many times it's worn, this bodysuit is going to make your baby look even cuter than ever.

  • Young babies of all shapes and sizes will fit like a glove in this fullbody suit
  • Combed ringspun cotton and polyester make this bodysuit as soft as a pillow
  • Flatlock stitched seams mean that your baby will be wearing this outfit often until they grow out of it
  • Your child has enough to fuss about but itchy tags won’t be one of them with an EasyTear label
  • One of our most popular comic strips, captured in brilliant detail and color and destined to become a favorite part of your closet. Yes, it’s very funny and clever but it also just looks darn good too.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new happened so fast onesie?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship onesies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

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