taleas
cute & quirky merch
Shop / Onesies / #36: Happened So Fast Long Sleeve Onesie
Happened So Fast Long Sleeve Onesie 12M white
Happened So Fast Long Sleeve Onesie 12M white

#36: Happened So Fast Long Sleeve Onesie white 12M

$25.99

Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.

A bodysuit is a wonderful piece of clothing for any infant and this one is the best on the market. Created with only the finest ringspun cotton and polyester, this Rabbit Skins creation is made with flatlock stitched seams and comfortable, smooth openings for the legs and arms. It also is made with a strong three-snap closure too.

  • Double-needle stitched ribbed binding on the neck, shoulders, sleeves, and legs mean that your little one won’t feel any form of discomfort even if they’re the fussiest kid around
  • A three-snap closure will keep this bodysuit on and secure no matter how much your baby boy or girl moves
  • Manufactured with 90% cotton and 10% polyester, which means it will feel soft, comfortable, and remarkably breathable
  • One of our most popular comic strips, captured in brilliant detail and color and destined to become a favorite part of your closet. Yes, it’s very funny and clever but it also just looks darn good too.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast.
A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

People probably also bought


The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


Product Tags

kids

Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new happened so fast long sleeve onesie?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship onesies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship onesies from?

The happened so fast long sleeve onesie ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.