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Earth Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black
Earth Unisex Tank Top Extra Small black

#129: Earth Unisex Tank Top black Extra Small

$27.99

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Earth isn't just your home. It's also a wonderful design that looks great on any shirt or sweater. This Earth picture is the great way to show off your love of humanity and the big blue marble we live on to anyone walking by you on the street. Plus, it just looks great too!

Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.

  • This isn’t just any old tank top. Crafted with only the best materials and 100% cotton, this can be the centerpiece to any outfit
  • Sideseamed to prevent the usual degradation and tearing that comes with most tanks
  • Made in a unisex fashion that’s appropriate for all genders
  • Comes in multiple sizes and colors, meaning it will fit most body types with plenty of style, personality, and pizzaz
  • Earth is pretty awesome, huh? With this custom-made Taleas art, you can prove just how much you love this crazy, wild big blue marble we live on. There is no better way to respect Mother Earth than by wearing her on your chest.

Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #129: The New World.
Five UFOs approach Earth from outer space. The aliens in the lead ship announce, “We’ve arrived! … to colonize The New World.” Two of the trailing ships exclaim, “So much excite!” and “I hear they have gourds!”.

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The Story Behind #129: The New World

Illustrated by EEK.

I have a hard time celebrating Thanksgiving. Don’t get me wrong, I love turkey, stuffin’, pie, mash’d ‘taters, spending time with family, and my all-time favorite food in the universe: Watergate Salad. However, there’s this very narrow image we have of pilgrims from the Mayflower and people from the Wampanoag tribe feasting, and having a good ‘ol time. While that one moment in time may have brought a small respite to both the native and foreign people of the region, the following decades would prove devastating for everyone involved - from a dispute with Dutch fur traders over control of lands purchased from the Pequot people, to King Philip’s War, Smallpox epidemics, the enslavement of Natives, and New England Witch Hunts. It feels as though the only people to emerge from this era in a better position were - already wealthy - European merchants.

I don’t point out these things to judge, or broadly lay blame on specific groups of people (although the Salem Witch Trials were pretty gnarly). My hesitation with celebrating Thanksgiving is more an acknowledgement and solemn reminder of the human cost that has brought us to where we are today.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my cool new earth unisex tank top?

It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The earth unisex tank top ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.