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Dead iPhone Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Dead iPhone Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#53: Dead iPhone Newsprint Newsprint Regular


  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
In the form of a math equation with an iPhone plus a washing machine equals an iPhone with the retro Macintosh dead icon.

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The Story Behind #53: Dead iPhone

Funny story time! I was on a movie date when I sat in urine - yes human urine - in the theater seat. Horrified, I ran out of the theater, quickly flagged down the manager and squished my way to the restroom. The manager brought me some t-shirts to, I guess, replace my outfit, which I used to cover the driver seat to my car. When I arrived home, I quickly threw my clothes in the wash and jumped in the shower. No amount of soap can wash off another human's pee. After my shower I wanted to text my date to let her know I was headed back to the theater, but I could not find my phone...wait, it was in the pocket of my pants. The pants I had put into the washing machine. I had washed my brand new iPhone.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How much will it cost to ship my order?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Absolutely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

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