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Character Building

#9: Character Building

"Character Building" A female stick figure talking to a male stick figure at a bar. "How do I put this gently? You are a scrawny dweeb who doesn't stand a chance with even the ugly, desperate girls. Just give up."
Checklist

#21: Checklist

A male stick figure approaches a female stick figure at a bar with the line, "Hey there...". The female stick figure cuts him off by handing him a sheet of paper with the questions, "what is your name?", "what is your age", "what is your highest level of education", "have you ever cheated?", "do you have kids?", "are you a douchebag?". The male stick figure walks away.
Sexy Nerd

#31: Sexy Nerd

A nerdy stick figure with glasses and a bowtie stands at the end of a bar. The bartender is serving a drink to a female stick figure saying, "Just keep 'em coming 'till that nerdy guy over there starts looking sexy."
You Too Movies

#37: You Too Movies

A stick figure, while receiving his movie tickets from the attendant. The attendant says, "Thank you, sir. Enjoy your movie." The stick figure responds, "You too!"
Why So Happy

#43: Why So Happy

A male stick figure asks a female stick figure, "Why are you so happy?" The female stick figure responds, "I just got a haircut." One half of the female stick figure's hair is cropped off.
Dead iPhone

#53: Dead iPhone

In the form of a math equation with an iPhone plus a washing machine equals an iPhone with the retro Macintosh dead icon.
Dead Party Skeletons

#76: Dead Party Skeletons

Two skeletons are sitting on a tiny desert island. One skeleton is laying down sunbathing, drinking a beverage and the other is seated. The seated skeleton says, "Man, this party is dead." to which the other skeleton replies, "Tell me about it."
Fear and Anxiety

#94: Fear and Anxiety

A can labeled, "Fear and Anxiety now with 15% more panic attacks": I hate the taste but sometimes it's all that gets me through today.
Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

#103: Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

A male comic caricature heart is giving a female caricature heart a human heart for Valentine's Day. The female heart is surprised, and the male heart has a romantic look in his eyes.
You Are a Cutie Pi

#107: You Are a Cutie Pi

The letters U R A QT and the number Pi out to 31 digits.
You Too - Meal

#120: You Too - Meal

Two stick figures are sitting at a table with plates of sushi and chopsticks, the waiter stick figure says, "Enjoy your meal!" One of the seated stick figures responds, "you too...".
Not Listening Demotivational Poster

#121: Not Listening Demotivational Poster

Demotivational Poster with black background. Blue text reads, "The most destructive thing one person can do to another is not listen." - I don't remember, I wasn't listening
Gaudy Christmas Tree

#132: Gaudy Christmas Tree

Two evergreen trees are standing in a snowy field. One is over decorated with Christmas ornaments, multi-colored lights, angels, fluff, ribbon, and tinsel. The tree demands, frustrated, "Don't say a word..." to which the other tree, obviously amused, giggles, "heh".
Snow Cone

#133: Snow Cone

A snowman looks excitedly about to take a bite out of a snow cone, to which another exclaims, "Oh my gawd! Stop!"
World Peas

#134: World Peas

Eight peas are depicted with different cultural headwear: Pharaoh, Asian conical hat, chonmage, plad trapper hat, fur hood, baseball cap, indian woman, and woman with sugar skull makeup.
Biggest Fear

#135: Biggest Fear

Two balloons are being held by different hands. One says, "my biggest fear is being let go, what's yours?" to which the other responds, "Needles."
Spider

#139: Spider

A burning car rests in the middle of a road while two stick figures look on. One stick figure exclaims, "What happened to your car!?!" to which the other stick figure who is holding a match replies, "spider".