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The Rest of My Christmas Presents

#12: The Rest of My Christmas Presents

A Christmas tree is surrounded by numerous presents large and small. There is a child asking an adult, "Where's the rest of my presents?"
Valentine Butt Cheeks

#47: Valentine Butt Cheeks

A stick figure holding a card in the shape of a heart with the word "MOM" upside down. "Every year it's the same thing, butt cheeks and the word WOW"
Secret Admirer

#84: Secret Admirer

There is a fishing hook dangling in the water with a note attached, "Kiss Me". A fish swims by and says, "Oh boy, a secret admirer."
Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

#91: Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

Two snowmen are in a field of snow. The name "Bob" is written in the snow in pee with a little bit on the snowman on the right. The other snowman says, "Hey! Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a dog this time."
Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

#103: Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

A male comic caricature heart is giving a female caricature heart a human heart for Valentine's Day. The female heart is surprised, and the male heart has a romantic look in his eyes.
Eco Broom

#126: Eco Broom

A cleaning supply salesman holding on to a tiny hand duster gesturing overwhelmingly explains to a witch, "This is our eco-model: it uses 95% less wood and straw!" The background shows brooms under a "Classics" sign with a 50% off sticker, and vacuums sit under a "Latest Models" sign. Two little red eyes peer out of a dark mouse hole among the brooms.
The New World

#129: The New World

Five UFOs approach Earth from outer space. The aliens in the lead ship announce, “We’ve arrived! … to colonize The New World.” Two of the trailing ships exclaim, “So much excite!” and “I hear they have gourds!”.
Gaudy Christmas Tree

#132: Gaudy Christmas Tree

Two evergreen trees are standing in a snowy field. One is over decorated with Christmas ornaments, multi-colored lights, angels, fluff, ribbon, and tinsel. The tree demands, frustrated, "Don't say a word..." to which the other tree, obviously amused, giggles, "heh".
Halloween 2021

#141: Halloween 2021

Night. A dilapidated three-story house sits on a hill. A crescent moon and haze hang over the house. Outside on the left are two tombstones with "Otho" and "Sherry". The Other tombstone has a bone, the Sherry is adorned with a heart. Otho and Sherry are the two dogs we've lost in the past two years. The right side of the house has a wooden outhouse. The yard is covered in weeds, and a cobblestone path leads up to the steps of the front porch. The first story has a front door with the Horror Smiley face. A skeleton peers from one window, two eyes and teeth from another. The second floor has a ghost floating by and a bloody crime scene. The attic has a green goblin looking right at you.