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Escargot

#3: Escargot

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"
Rio Grande

#34: Rio Grande

A stick figure has a fishing pole with a creature hooked to the end that appears to be a growling mixture betwwen a crab, a lobster and a shrimp. "Never eat creatures fish from the Rio Grande."
Happened so Fast

#36: Happened so Fast

A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"
Warm Hand of Death

#57: Warm Hand of Death

Two lobsters are chatting in a small lobster tank. One lobster asks the other, "You ever get the feeling that some day the warm hand of death will come down and scoop you away?"
Dead Party Skeletons

#76: Dead Party Skeletons

Two skeletons are sitting on a tiny desert island. One skeleton is laying down sunbathing, drinking a beverage and the other is seated. The seated skeleton says, "Man, this party is dead." to which the other skeleton replies, "Tell me about it."
Time Apart

#87: Time Apart

Two goldfish in a small fishbowl. One fish says to the other, "I've been thinking. Maybe we should spend some time apart."
Shark

#89: Shark

A man standing on the beach yelling, "Shark!" with a shark in the distance. Dramatic pause. The shark responds, "What?"
The Quacken

#128: The Quacken

A person standing on a large cliff summons The Quacken, a large, monstrous, duck-headed octopus.
Descended From Wolves

#131: Descended From Wolves

An old pug sits in a rocking chair with two pups at his feet. One pup is asleep. The old pug says, "Your great-great-great grandfather was a wolf!". The other pup exclaims, "Wow! We descended from wolves?" In a second panel, a dog stands majestically on a cliff looking over his domain while the moon hangs overhead - the dog has a wolf's body, a pug's face, and wags its tail furiously. The dog is labeled, "Derp."
Nobody Believes

#136: Nobody Believes

Bigfoot is chatting with a ghost in a forest, lamenting "But do you really know what it feels like for nobody to believe in you?" As is with tradition, Bigfoot is eating a doughnut.
Spider

#139: Spider

A burning car rests in the middle of a road while two stick figures look on. One stick figure exclaims, "What happened to your car!?!" to which the other stick figure who is holding a match replies, "spider".